मुझे मुझ जैसा ही fuddu इंसान चाहिए..मुझसे बेहतर से मेरी बनती नहीं🤣

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Ap kya ho mere liye byaan krna mushkil hai..
Parrrr...
Jab aap najarndaaz krte hen hme toh
Ye bhi shnaa mushkil hai

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Wo bilkul budhhu hen..
Kaise kahen kitne bde fudhhu hen
Mohbbat toh krte hen
Magr izhaare-e-mobabbat se drte hen..

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Pehle mai is notification ko dekh kr khush ho gyi😍😍...fir khola to pta chla ki keyboard tha😏

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Me to stranger :- दिल समंदर
दिल मेरा दिल समंदर हाँ.....

Me to my GF :- आ डूबा दू
तुझको दिलबर......

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I'm act like okay but deep down
I want "Moula mere lele meri jaan"

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A glass of water please.
Waiter: what kind of water do you want?
Me: The one with two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom in a covalent bond

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YEH JO ROZ RAATKO MUJHE
STALK KARNE AAATE HAI
KYA DEKHNE AATE HO?
APNE BAAP KI DUSRI SHAADI KA INVITATION?


FUDDU

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Padhai thi isliye jaane diya web series hoti to ek raat main khatam kardeta

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Zaruri nahi har ladki "I love you " hi sunna chahti ho,
Kuch "pizza khaogi?" Bhi sunna chahti hain.

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