After 1..hour of successful workout
Le me: thodaa kha leti hu😉-
22 NOV 2017 AT 16:48
*Just Delhi Things*
Delhi mei chemical Ganja fookne wale launde bhi
"weed is good for health" khte hai.
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-
21 NOV 2017 AT 23:19
Friend:
What about your date with her?
Me:
I ASSked her out!
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-
1 JAN 2017 AT 11:51
Dear 2017 please be nice
and
unlike 2016 at least use a lubricant!
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-
29 SEP 2017 AT 9:03
Shoot for "Biryani" even if you miss
at least you'll end up making "Khichdi".
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-
9 NOV 2017 AT 9:41
*Just Delhi Things*
Itna single hu ki NSP ke pasta ki plate
akele he khatm kar deta hu.
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-
15 MAY 2017 AT 22:40
Men don't like to stay behind women unless it is doggy style.
Hypocrisy at its best.
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-
7 NOV 2017 AT 21:53
Relationship status:
In a relationship with charging slot.
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-
19 OCT 2017 AT 18:39
*Papa ghar mei jalti hui lights par*
Papa:
Ye saare ghar ki lights on ki hui hai,
Diwali hai aaj tere ghar mei!
Me:
Han papa aaj to Diwali he hai.
Papa:
Baap se zubaan ladata hai! 👋👋👋
✍️Sandeep Joshi✍️-