"My only aim in life
was
to keep the curve under her nose alive"

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When people have existential fears,
they suppress all other inhibitions.

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Tinder Stories

#2 : 'Cheesy' ice breaker!



Oh my Jill.
Your jack is here to take you to a hill..
Let's have some chill without worrying about bill...
Because life with chill is without any grill.... 😉



PS : Beware! Above set has worked only 50% of times. 😶

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An inner voice reached out from the fourth chamber of my heart and said : "Isn't she beautiful!"
.
.
.
.
I replied : "Yes, her beauty lies right under her nose!"

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There have been moments when I felt like hugging someone,
.
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But all I had was me standing alone with my shadow...

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Unspoken words rolled down my cheek in the form of tears,
.
.
when she left me alone with million pieces of my broken heart. :(

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Tinder Stories

#1 : I read her bio that was highly intriguing and consisted of unusual diction, making me think that she must be a great writer.

To impress her, my inner Wordsworth came out and wrote a poem as a conversation starter.

Her reply was a shocker...
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.
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She replied : 'Kya bola re. Firse bolna'

I was 🤐 and 😂 at the same time. #Horror

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I am looking for a job
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Do you have an opening in your heart ;)

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