Kyu ? Kya hua?
Aaj fir hara hua sa mehsoos kar rahe ho?
Aaj fir akela sa mehsoos kar rahe ho?
Zindagi hai.
Yahi to hai zindagi,
Kabhi khusi to kabhi gham.
Par darna nhi hai.
Chalte raho, Ladte raho.
Fir chamkoge tum,
Aur hasoge tum.

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मेेैं तो शादियों मे इसलिये भी चला जाता हूँ कि
कहीं दूल्हा दहेज के लिये शादी से इनकार कर दे
और लड़की का बाप मुझे बोले
" बेटा मेरी इज़्ज़त रख लो " 😂😂😂

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A girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"

Happily I replied, "Yes..." 😍

She took away the extra chair in front of me...
😥

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Call it recession when the neighbour losses the job.
When you lose yours, it's depression.
It's the same with relations.
When people's relations turn sour,
It's seems like a mixed genre entertaining movie.
When it happens to you,
It turns into dark drama.

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Ignorance is not a bliss,
It's a bitch.
Bitch that bites behind your back.
रावण इस लिए नहीं मरा था,
कि उसने सीता का हरण किया था।
बल्कि इस लिए मरा था,
क्यों कि उसने विभीषण को Ignore किया था।

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*Me at a restaurant..

Waitress: Sir, would you like to have a table..

Me: Arey nahin nahin, BC main toh zameen pe baith ke khane aaya hoon, 5 logon ke liye chatai laga dena..

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आज कल लड़कियां खाना बनाना बाद में सीख रही है
🤰🍆🔪

(पहले सीख लेती है लडको का काटना) 🤒

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I write your stories everyday,
the only difference is you never noticed
it's been written by me...

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It's easy to have a heart,
but it's hard to have one
that Beats for others..!

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Some old conversations
Still ring a bell
At night...

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