National media can make debate on

"Rashode me kaun thha ?"

But can't cover news about

'Massive fire outbreak in Asia's 2nd largest biosphere reserve SIMILIPAL (Mayurbhanj,odisha) which has been burning for last 10 days. It is the home of Bengal tigers, Asian elephants, gaur, chausingha and many other endangered wildlife species and medicinal plants.'

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Gussa he ?
Aree yaar to fir daat diya kar

Akhir hun to Teri hi
Bas yun mujhse naraz na raha kar.

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Do you know !!

Fire-crakers bursted in DIWALI contains Copper, cadmium, lead, magnesium, zinc, sodium ,oxides of sulphur and nitrogen, metal dust and organic pollutants

But bursted in ELECTION winning celebrations contain pure oxygen.

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Mashum si chehre pe mithi si muskan
dekh ke dil ye pighal hi jaye

Samne dekh k teri ek jhalak v
dil kehta kash ye waqt ruk jaye.

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So according to typical Indian families, after marriage a girl in Sharee with 4 inch gap between blouse and petticoat is sanskari
but not in a fully covered Chudidaar and Kurti !!

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Yesterday I met one of my relatives.
Instead of touching feet I just did 'Namaskar'

She was like
"Beta tum sanskar bhul rahe lo"

I was like
"Aunty ji aap corona bhul rahe ho"

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Hey 2020 !!

We already know you are the worst.

Now can you please stop proving it you jinx ??

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Likhu v to kya likhu aaj
dil se sara alfaz hi chala gaya

Dil se alfaz ayenge v kahan se ??
MAHI k sath dil ka ek tukda v to chala gaya.

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Whole World:-
Omg, it's corona outside. Who will win this battle of
'corona virus ve humans ?'

Le SAB Tv :-
Kiska hoga is dunia par raj ,
Kya 'Bal_Veer' rok payega 'Timnasha' ka waar ??
Jaan ne k kiye dekhiye 'Bal veer returns'.

'Haan Bhai. Pehle ya dekh lete hai. Ye jyada important hai. Corona ka kya hai. Nahi !!! '

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Toote hue sapne
aur dil me bhare gum

Ankon me naye ummid liye
Lo fir chal pade hum.

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