Sorry life, but you are not funny anymore.
Your jokes are mean, your sarcasm is crass and your acts are appalling. The more you try to sound funny, the more you tank your performance.
Or it could be that this all is your biggest act. Your greatest deception of failures and lameness so that you can hear the loudest of the laughter when you end the act with the final punch line.
And that's why I am still betting on you.
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