She was hot and tender, but went LAMA, I still think she had appendicitis.

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Your best friend is the one, to whom you talk without thinking.

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If Wives get a Piece of mind,
then automatically
husbands will get Peace of mind.

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"Surgeon's love letter to a radiologist"

Dear sunshine, when I saw you first time, my pericardium effused love, and my gut feeling told me that you are the etiopathology of my love. The echogenic foci of your love are infiltrating my heart. If u look carefully I'm the one who is in the acoustic shadow of your Google Search. Although u try to unsee me like you unsee pancreas in USG but i know that u silently scan me with your radiodense eyes every day. I'm the contrast who can enhance your image and be diagnostic and therapeutic for your life. I know u are hiding internal echoes of love inside your calcified ego which needs an incision and drainage. Let me do Roux-en-Y bye-pass of your ominous gut feelings. If you don't believe the T-1 weighed images of the hypertrophic lovopathy of my heart, you can take a CT guided biopsy to confirm. I can see a lot of Romeos roaming around u , tell those artefacts to stay out of field or else they will land on emergency OT table. Your traumatic love has fractured my ego , I look forward to u for a lifetime End to End Anastamosis. Do u feel the same type of relation with me or it's just a clinical correlation??

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the job of antibiotics in infection is
same as so-called anti-nationals in india

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Don't break 3 things in life: someone's heart, trust or promise instead break their bones, ego and attitude

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Front seater in exam to middle seater

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After lockdown
Me in restuarant: Oye
muchad Kya tumne
koi tumhari height ki
ladki dekhi?




Muchad: Mei hi hu
tumhari shona😥

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