How lazy I m :- pichle teen saalon se same resolution bana raha hun.

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To everyone who says :-Follow your heart ,follow your heart .
Me :- Dude there is a reason why brain is on the top.

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Hostel life

Girls:- After cleaning the room twice. Omg I can't study my room is not clean
Meanwhile boys :- Aaj jhadu laga di hai, ek hafte tak kaam chal jayega.

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If a girl wears a short she wants to attract boys. But if a boy wears he wants to feel comfortable . Why?

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Someone:- Go to hell
Me:- With pleasure I go but the only thing which is stopping me is that sooner or later I have to see u there too.

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शायद सिखाना चाहता है हमें कि दाग़ होते हुए भी हर
कोई खूबसूरत हो सकता है, अकेला होकर भी हर कोई पूरा हो सकता है।

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क्या तुमने कभी ये सोचा है?
चांद इतना खूबसूरत होकर भी क्यों दाग़ से भरा है?
इतने तारों के होते हुए भी क्यों अकेला खड़ा है?

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kuch logo ki life hoti hai jhand , Kuch ki
maha jhand or Uske baat Jo aati hai vo hai meri

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We are living in a society where we are struggling to solve the problems of females but don't even accept that males has problems too.

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Two biggest enemies of Indian students:-
Sharma ji Ka beta & Gupta ji ki beti

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