He couldn't remember the last time he ate dinner in peace. Not since he got married, anyway.

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A Christmastime singer from Kerala
Was hit with a bout of cholera.
When in art class he had to 'go' ,
His teacher said, "No!
Just color the coral, you caroler!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue,
Orchids are purple,
Like your face, when I'm choking you.

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#ALimerickADay

A paranoid couple, one June
Was deciding where they'd honeymoon.
"Iceland?" asked the wife
He said: "Not on my life!
We'd both slip and fall, you buffoon!"

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Yes, I'm losing weight in this lockdown.
So far I've lost at least half a kilo of hair.

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o!
our
troubles
are like wind.
we feel like they
are brewing a storm
and messing up our lives
when, in fact,
they are just trying
to push the sails of our
lives to new waters

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My latest quarantine scare
Is I'm losing fistfuls of hair!
But the good thing is, luckily,
I'd make a cute takli
And won't need to spend on haircare.

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a congenital cardiac defect - it left a you-shaped hole in my heart.

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I'm too sleepy to read, but
not too ready to sleep

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