Me, when my friends want me to open-up:

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Me: I will control my temper and maintain my cool in the office. I will not explode!

Le the Dickheads in the Office:

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Me, whenever my mother brings some real healthy stuff for me to eat/drink:

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मैं, जब “सिर्फ़ एक और” कहते कहते अलमारी में कपड़ों से ज़्यादा किताबें हो जाए, और अलमारी में जगह कम हो और किताबें रखने के लिए:

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How to be an आलसी and active at the same time at work?

Finish your work early, but never let them know about the same!

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Introverts, when people threat them of social isolation and leaving them alone:

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Recently, someone asked me,
“How are you always so sure your writeups will rank well if proper SEO is done before uploading?”

I said,
“Because it wasn’t ChatGPT who taught me how and what to write.
It was the books I read—and my own painfully bad early drafts—that made me the writer I am today.”

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It is quite interesting
how they keep coming up
with new distractions to keep
the public distracted,
and succeed every time.

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When I listen to Radhe Radhe sort of songs and people think I am a devotee of Krishna, atheist me:

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When feminism becomes a weapon, it stops protecting women and starts destroying both men and women.

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