Saurav Banerjee   (Saurav Banerjee)
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Joined 6 September 2017


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Joined 6 September 2017
18 MAY AT 12:24

When you are carrying two lighters in your butt pocket and wondering if they explode blasting your ass without any warning:

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10 MAY AT 20:19

When at the enquiry counter they said that the bus is coming in 10 minutes but now it is almost an hour, and the bus has not come:

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10 MAY AT 0:01

I feel lonely in the crowd because I cannot feel any connection, and I feel like I am surrounded by the crowd because I cannot shut the voices off in my head.

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5 MAY AT 19:44

You may not succeed in your every new attempt of something great, but it shouldn't prevent you from attempting.

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29 APR AT 4:56

Me: *Trying to open the damn window of a bus.

Le the Window, which is closed tightly as fuck:

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27 APR AT 23:19

They don’t love you unconditionally. Including your parents. “Unconditional love” is a SCAM, especially if blood-relations are claiming to love you unconditionally.

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26 APR AT 14:05

No one:

Me, while reacting HAHA in official group chat messages, instead of focusing on my work, during work from home:

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23 APR AT 23:10

It is important to take frequent मज़ेs in and with your life, before it is the time when they start preparing to burn your remainings and turn you into ashes.

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17 APR AT 20:57

HRs, when they see my resume and notice how many jobs I switched within just 1 year of starting my career:

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7 APR AT 17:16

An AI-Detection Tool: *Says parts of the Constitution of India is AI-generated.

The Authors of the Constitution of India, from heaven:

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