They don’t love you unconditionally. Including your parents. “Unconditional love” is a SCAM, especially if blood-relations are claiming to love you unconditionally.

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No one:

Me, while reacting HAHA in official group chat messages, instead of focusing on my work, during work from home:

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It is important to take frequent मज़ेs in and with your life, before it is the time when they start preparing to burn your remainings and turn you into ashes.

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HRs, when they see my resume and notice how many jobs I switched within just 1 year of starting my career:

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An AI-Detection Tool: *Says parts of the Constitution of India is AI-generated.

The Authors of the Constitution of India, from heaven:

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When you have done your studies from a government college but your English don’t let anyone believe it:

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Clicking your own photos without any reason, or just to check camera clarity, can be a good timepass thing, sometimes.

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My Stomach, when it sees something it loves but cannot eat because of its issues:

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They: Kindly acknowledge the message after reading.

Me (frustrated but cannot curse): Thine missive’s been avowed.

They:

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Lazy ass me, when the Internet doesn't work at the workplace:

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