Ishq junoon Jb Hdd se badh jae

Hanste hanste ❤️de lg jae 😹

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Insaan phle Bandar tha

Phir aadi manav bna

Aur ab madar*hod ho gya hai ...😑

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Nibbi : zra pass aakar saans lena

Nibba : kyu ?

Nibbi : Zindagi ko kareeb se mehsoos Krna hai ..

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He : hi

She : I have a boyfriend

He: bas thodi der bat kr lo phir so jaunga mai ..😹

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Ab mujhe ras aa gya hai akelapan ...

Ab apne waqt ka aachar bna ke apni g*** mein dal lijiye 🤣

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Two types of girl :

1. Tum nhi smjhogi
2. Idhr sun ❤️de smjhati hu tujhe

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If u love someone let them go if they come back ,ask them
"Ab kya loda lene aaya hai mc "

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Someone :- katai jhr ho

Then me :- Toh bsdk screen chaat aur Mr jaa .....😶

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If u see two sisters ,the short
one is first born 😿

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When my bestie talking about
true love ...

Me :- hahakategamadarchodhaha

😪😪😪

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