Love and money -
A bird watches from the sky
Before death.

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Summer is coming.
The heart is cold.
She doesn't respond.

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I'm waiting for nothing. 

I'm asking for nothing. 

I'm in love with nothing. 

I've had enough of life. 

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The monkey bought a Mercedes to earn some respect. But people called it a monkey. So, it bought an aeroplane. But people again called it a monkey. Now, it bought a rocket. But people still called it a monkey. It got frustrated and returned to the jungle. There the monkeys mocked it severely. Now, it went so mad that it shouted, 'I'm not a monkey!' The monkeys laughed at it once more.

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A left B's company. B called C not to hire A. B and C both ran successful companies in the city. But after a while A got hired by E in a different city. A started promoting E everywhere. B got scared of losing business. So, again B offered a job to A. But this time A placed his terms of working with B irregularly. B agreed. Now A works with both B and E irregularly.

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CID knows everything. The trick is to catch the half and hide the half for the party fund. The next election will again be a bloodbath. Alas! Poor Bengal and Bengalis!

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It's quite obvious to forget manners and lose control, when a monkey teaches you etiquette!

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Mr. Benjamin Samuel Bloom, it's time to doom! You forgot your father used to 'frame' pictures, while collecting 'action verbs' from dictionaries. That's ridiculous! I simply don't need your toxicnomy since I also have dictionaries. Please rest in hell. Just don't disturb. Garbage of the civilisation is often irritating!

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Teachers have become clerks due to some monkeys. The monkeys are sitting on the branches of the accreditation tree. Talents are going abroad to avoid these notorious monkeys.

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Have you heard of OBE? It's an infamous method that tells whether the baby-to-be-born will become highly successful in future while doing the intercourse! And that's the reason why every single teacher hates this astrological blunder from the bottom of their hearts. Curious? Put a search and find about it as I am really feeling like puking onto the sadist brigade that had implemented it.

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