Dear Roommate cum Friend,

I wish we could have stayed a bit more or maybe a lot more with each other, the late night conversations with so much nonsense topics, the 12am birthday bashes and making weird voices at the floor. I remembered how you were a complete psycho and made me like one. From the I-talk-less to the I-talk-non-stop, you became a habit nowdays for me. That life with you was not so less than perfect.

Please try to return my Shampoo bottle, you kleptomaniac
Roshan

- Roshan Agrawal