You are probably lovable enough, to get a rose..

You are probably lovable enough, to get a rose.....

But, the only ring you would ever get in your life, is that on your nose.

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HR girl to the fresher, in a job interview...

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Diwali bonus of
one soanpapdi ka
dabba





Diwali bonus of
an opportunity to
view the rangoli
designed by the
HR

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When he asks, "Aapko ye nosering gift me mili thi ya aapne sale ke time kharidi thi?"

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জানালার সার্সির মধ্য দিয়ে,
গিয়ে পড়ে রূপসীর নাকের সোনার নাকছাবিতে।

নাকছাবিটি সূর্যের আলোয় ঝলমল করে ওঠে,
রূপসীর মুখশ্রীতে উজ্জ্বলতা প্রকাশ পায়।

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Rangeen saree bhi hai
Aur kaale sleeveless matching blouse bhi.

Golden dyed hair bhi hai
Aur sone ka pyaare jhumke bhi.

Sirf naak meri khaali hai.
Kyuki nathni maine kar dyi saajan ke naam ki.

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Sometimes, I find this surprising!

The price of hot pants of girls is higher than that of pajama.

Also, the price of a girl's t-shirt is lesser than that of a crop-top.

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Whenever I feel lonely on Sundays, I wonder why do I deeply feel like downloading Tinder or Bumble!

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It seems like BOAT has almost captured the wireless earphone market in India.

Am I the only one to use a wired earphone, or you are in the list too?

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No offence! But, a roll or two (maximum) on the waist, makes a female look sensual in general.

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