* Kitno ke sath hua *

Mom :- kitne ki hai
Shopkeeper :- 5000 ki
Mom :- 200 me dedo

*Shopkeeper looks at me*

Me :- mujhe mat dekho aise mai inke sath nhi hu 🙄

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Relatives :- kya kar rahe ho beta

Me :- instagram pe reels dekh raha hu

Relatives :- bus din bhar reels hi dekhna padhai likhai mat karna

Me :- aapki beti ke hi karname dekh raha hu

* Awkward silence *

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Life give you 2 choice


1. Disappoint yourself and be sad !!

2. Disappoint everyone and be happy. 😁😁😁

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Not an accident actually a girl's scooty is not starting.

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After seeing my friend's
6 pack app

Me to my tummy

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Tum sirf hath pakad ke rakhna jindagi bhar sath nibhane ki koshish mai kar luga

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Dill ki tamanna thi
Dill ki ek Tamanna thi ki aapse kabhi milu
Or bus ye tamanna hi rah gai

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Musibat se kabhi muh nhi modna chahiye kyuki musibat ek sachi dost hai jo apno ka asli chehra dikhati hai.

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Aaj se life me serious hona hai

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Gaaliya dena achi baat nhi hai




Par hum ladke hai na har baat par ro to nhi sakte

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