Jab bhi main tumhare pass aati thi,
Toh mujhe ek Cetrizine leke ya ek boiled egg ya sirf do peg Rum ke leke door karte rehte,
Dekho yeh khel kaisa hai,
Ab jab main tumse door rehna chahti hoon,
Toh bhagwan tumhe akele mere saath rakh raha hai

-Badgandi Pravin

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Patha nahi kab aayenge woh din jab aapun bolega,
"Aey Bhai kab se idar baitha hai thoda Table saaf karna yaar" Aur bolega
"Bhai abhi tak Limbu-Payas nahi diya yaar tune", "Bhai Pinger-Ball dena hath dhone ke liye" Do plate Biryani khane ke baad "Bhai agli baar Biryani mein masala dalna is baar maza nahi aaya"

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Kho dene ka daar kaisa,
Jab mera kuch hai he nahi,
Kho dene ka daar kaisa,
Jab main kuch lekar he nahi aaya tha,
Kho dene ka daar kiska,
Jab sab kuch tera diya huwa hai, jab sab kuch tere isharo pe chalta hai,
Kho dene ka daar kaisa,
Jab bina kuch liye he main chala jaunga

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"Why did you leave?"
When I chiseled myself to be just the way you wanted your ideal partner to be,
That is what made me leave you, Darling

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It is your courage to face your fears that makes you strong, independent and fearless

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If only love was as strong as hate then it cannot be called as love because two swords cannot be in one sheath

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Tumse Milkar sikha humne pyar kya hota hai,
Ya dhoori tumse sikha gayi ki pyar kya hota hai,
Hum ko toh kuch pata nahi,
Kyon ki hum toh bus doobe aapke pyar ke nashe mein

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Sister: Meri beti ko touch math karna, Tumhare hath dekho kitne gandhe hai tumhare kapde dekho kitne gandhe hai
Brother: Meri pyari behna hume apne maan aur atma ko saaf rakhna chahiye aur uske baad yeh gande hath yeh gande kapde inn sab ko dhone ki zaroorat nahi hai
Maa:Arey yeh sab kahan se sikh raha hai tu, kaun bigad raha hai tujhe? Agar hath-pair nahi dhoega, kapde nahi dhoega toh mere yeh Lifebouy aur Rin saboon kaise khatam honge? Bada aaya maan ko saaf rakho! Yeh na bhool beta daag ache hai.

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अजीब साहब : चलो अब मुझे अपना लेबर नंबर बताओ,
कर्मकार: चौरासी अट्ठाईस इक्यानबे अड़तीस
अजीब साहब : (सदमे में) अंग्रेजी में बताएं, फोन नंबर जैसे एकल अंक में
कर्मकार: चौरासी अट्ठाईस इक्यानबे अड़तीस
अजीब साहब : अंग्रेजी में !
कर्मकार: चौरासी अट्ठाईस इक्यानबे अड़तीस (चालाक हंसी के साथ)
अजीब साहब : देखो भाई, जब तक मैं तुम्हारे लेबर पास पर साइन नहीं कर देता, तुम बाहर नहीं जा पाओगे, इस्लीये मेन जायस काहा है वही करो, जब आप हस्ताक्षर करने की स्थिति में पहुँचेंगे, तब आप यह नाटक करते हैं, लोग इसे पसंद कर सकते हैं
कर्मकार : हम उस स्तर तक कभी नहीं पहुंच पाएंगे, साहब
अजीब साहब: आप पहुँच सकते हैं, यदि आप कोशिश करें कि आप पहुँच सकें, यहाँ तक कि आपके बॉस ने भी कोशिश की और इस स्तर तक पहुँच गए

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Black Kid vs The Stereotypes
Everytime you have commented on my colour,
Never did your thoughts went beyond what my skin colour is,
Maybe that is what your strength is,
You were scared thinking what if Black kid goes ahead of you,
That is why you always blindfolded yourself with a Black cloth regarding my capabilities when I tried to prove myself that I'm as good as the rest White Boys are,
For only thing I was visible to you was to make fun of me,
You were far matured than me, but you only chose to discourage me by giving me so many funny names, "Blackie, Black Crow, Coal Tar"
When you made fun of me, I kept myself busy every day with my hard work to be better version of myself everyday,
It was quiet easy for you to make fun of Black kids, because colour is always easily visible to you but not their capabilities,
What is that which you and your White kids were able to do and we Black guys were not?
Which led you to treat us in such disgusting manner,
Now answer me, what did you uproot with your "White" colour, which we couldn't do from our Black colour.

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