Mere jaane ke pehle din sach kahun
mai jhut mut ka soya tha,
batti bujhne ke baad
phir mai fut futkar roya tha,
Ghar chhut jaane ka gum waise hi kam nahi hota,
upar se tum gale se lagati ho,
suno maa..
tum kyon itna yaad aati ho?

Khudgarz ho maa sachmuch,
saara kuch akele seh jaati ho,
mujhse til til ki khabar puch leti ho
aur khud ka dard..?
kitni khoobsurti se chupaati ho!
Maa...oo maa...
batao na...kyon itna yaad aati ho?

Waqt nahi deta hoon,
mujhe daat diya karo naa,
thoda ghum mujhse bhi to baat liya karo na..
Mai sachmuch kaabil nahi..batao na...
kyon itna chahti ho?
maa...
suno na..kyon itna yaad aati ho?

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Ragging went even worse
when out of all the questions
she was asked,
"Why only you?"

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In the world full of firewaters,
Be somebody's shaam ki chai!

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Aaj ki shaam
Bahut nashe wali hai
Ek tum ho, ek mai
Aur ek chai ki pyali hai!

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Ta-umra jeetne ki koshish
Karta raha wo musafir,
Par ek baat batao,
Kaun jeeta kaun haara
Iska faisla karega kaun?

Sab jeet rahe hain ye sochkar,
Mera dost kal chal pada
Khuda ke paas
Shayad haar ke,
Par kya wo sach much haara tha?
Kya sab sach much jeet rahe the?
Kya ye faisle yahin zamin par hote hai
Ya phir koi aur duniya hai?
Agar sabki ladai ek dusre se hi hai,
To btaona aakhir me jeetega kaun?
Mujhe bas itna bata do,
Kaun jeeta kaun haara
Iska faisla karega kaun?

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Badi koshish karta hoon
Kaam me masroof rehne ki,
Do pal guzarte nahin
Ke tum yaad aa jaate ho!

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Kitni rahat lekar tum is anjuman me aaye ho,
Lagta hai tum meri shaam wali chai ho!

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Ik taraf tamannao ka ummidon ka mai
uncha tana falak dekhti hoon..
Duji or tanhaayi ki khamoshi ki
halki si jhalak dekhti hoon
Ghar apna hai zindagi apni
sach na koi sabab dekhti hoon
Dare dare sehme chehre
aakhir kyon har taraf dekhti hoon

Sajde mein kya sachmuch
maine is manzar ki baat ki thi?
Sochti hoon,
kya yahi wo subah hai
jiski tamanna us raat ki thi?

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Dear Mom,
I actually have an extra class today!
Honestly,
Your iitian kid😂

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Ever thought why breakups are called
break-"up"?

and not
break-"down"?

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