Mera dil bhut bada hai ,
isiliye bhagwan dard bhi jyda dete hai .

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Someone - tumhare ghr me tumhari kitni chalti hai?
Me- bs utni hi jitni jethalal ki apne bapuji ke samne🙃

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P se 'Paisa' mangti hu par bhagwan P se 'Pareshaniya' de dete hai!🙃

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Someone- Kya talent hai tum me?
Me- Doctor ki degree ke bina
hi doctor vali writing likh leti hu😎

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I saw and heard too many people wishing each other Happy Hanuman Jayanti !
Are bhaii ! jayanti nhi , janamotsav hai
Kyuki jayanti unki manate jo iss duniya se ja chuke par hanuman ji to amar hai na unhe to vardaan mila tha Chiranjeevi hone ka.

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D se "Daulat" chahiye thi prabhu depression kyu de rhe ho?

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थोड़ा दिखाना भी पड़ता है,
थोड़ा जताना भी पड़ता है ,
जब वो दूर से देख कर मुस्कुराए तो,
शर्माना भी पड़ता हैं।।

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इस होली कुछ नया आजमाए
जो रंगों से खेलने मना करे, उसे कीचड़ में डुबाए।।😂

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Someone - kitni alsi ho?
Me- itni ki din me hi night suit pehen leti hu 😂

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Lagta hai 2025 me valentine day ko koi single hi nhi rehna chahta, isiliye sab 7 feb ko hi shaadi kar le rhe ..
Ye isiliye bol rhi ki abhi tk mere ghar me 7 feb ke 7 card aa chuke kahi 7 feb aate aate or na aa jaye 😂😂

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