Girls look good after makeup
Boys look good after Breakup

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If my
tears would
colorful
then my
pillow would
be the
best painting
in this world💔

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Success is like being pregnant, everyone congrats you but no one know how many times you got fucked !

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Well now I am damn
sure about this that
Indian people do not
understand
sarcastic jokes !

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I make my own records
I break my own records.

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Mr President, after
three and a half year
do you regret, at all the
lying you've done to
the American people?





Modi ji, aap Aam chooske
khate ho
ya kat ke ?

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A warrior love to die,
Not on the sick bed
But on the battle field.

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Kah do n !

Thoda dard hoga....
par sambhal lunga khud ko mai !

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you Wake up in the morning and the phone charger wasn't plugged in !

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