Chote bhai Ko 12th mein koi ladki se pyaar huwa tha but I never approved their relationship.

Keshe usko ush ladki k bharose chod deta joh chote Ko engineering karne ki advice derahe thi.

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Gets no bonus, gets no increment for the year. Me goes to boss cabin.
Me: This year also no bonus, no increment. Do you even realise the how high inflation is going on? Everything is expensive. How am I supposed to carry on like this? I quit!!

Boss : aaja Chai pelata hoon.

*Continues another year without bonus and increment.

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Trying impress a girl:
She: so what do you do?
Me: I run confectionery and bakery business.


*Roommate from behind JALEBI TALTA HAI!

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Every Monday mornings I suffer from IDONTWANTTOGOTOWORK syndrome.

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Papa always used to complain don't bring your office work home.

Since then have stopped going home.kyunki office ka kaam kabhi khatam hota hi nahi.

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Agar kisi bacche ne tume ushki maa k samne thapad maara aur tum ne kuch nahi Kiya aur bus muskurate rahe toh daat dene chaiyeah tumare patience level ki.
Jindagi mein bahut tarakki karoge.

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Five year ago papa to me:
Papa: dekh beta Aab teko decide karna hai what you want to do in life. What you choose will determine where you will stand in life?Soch samaj k decision Lena.

*I ended up doing engineering.

Papa to me now
Papa: Aab toh decide kaar le nalayak tuje kya karna hai.

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Me and my roommate started and finished our college together. Our career also started almost the same time. But nothing has changed much. Aaj bhi hum Weshe hi hai jeshe pehley the. Aaj bhi sadak kinare ki thele mein khana khate hai. Bus farak yehi hai ki peheley hum thele k bazzu mein Khade hote the Aab Uska BMW aur mera AUDI khada reheta hai.

*Koi life mein mehnat wehnat nahi ki hai humne.Driver hai bus BMW aur AUDI. Woh dono ka Saab Subha thele ke bajju wala park mein walk jata hai bus.

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Mandir mein kissi ka Mannat puri ho nah ho kisi nah kisi ka chappal chori jarur hojata hai.

Dard aur hota hai jab chappal nayi ho.

*Phir se roommate Ko jhoot bolna padega maine uska chappal nahi dekha hai.

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Breakup sab toh thik hai kabhi parents Ko aapna depression ka barien Mai bataya ho.
And parents think this is because of constipation and force you to take some babajis churan.

Middle class parents Ko lagta hai unke bacche Ko sirf piles or constipation hi hota hai. depression to Amir logo hota hai.

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