Neha Sharma   (Sharma ji😂)
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Joined 22 September 2018


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Joined 22 September 2018
19 MAY AT 10:19

Tum jo mere samne ho
to sab kuch asman sa hai..
Dekhu jitna bhi uncha,
sabkuch saaf saaf sa hai..

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5 MAY AT 20:41



"Is it just me, ladies, or is there something irresistibly cute about a guy approaching you like he’s defusing a bomb — breathing heavy, palms sweaty, heart racing — instead of some overconfident chutiya strutting in like he’s God’s gift to womankind, armed with cringey one-liners straight out of a rejected Bollywood script? You might think this only happens in movies like Chhichhore and all, but trust me — it’s real when the man is real. There’s a whole damn sonnet in sincerity, not in swagger."


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28 APR AT 21:16

I've learned to transform it into power

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28 APR AT 20:22

Never play mind games with an empath coz you might be winning in your mind but they're just forgiving you till they hold soft corner for you..

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1 APR AT 17:31

Kunal kamra - mene kisi ka naam thodi lia hai
Bhakt-hume pata nhi kya gaddar kon hai

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29 MAR AT 17:45

"I saw a girl with her friends at a restaurant saying, 'I'll fool them and have food for free, just wait and watch.' Her friends responded, 'How can you do this?' She then pulled her hair, added it to the food, and started yelling at the restaurant about it. The owner, trying to calm her down, avoided taking any money from her. Later, she bragged about the incident in front of her friends, and even her mother was proud of the situation, narrating it as if her daughter had truly outsmarted others.

It's baffling how some people stoop so low just to save a few pennies. If someone can't afford a place, the sensible thing would be to either save up or choose a more budget-friendly option. But resorting to deceit and proudly justifying it is just pathetic. People like that often think they've outsmarted others when, in reality, they’ve only shown how little self-respect they have.

They crave validation and the illusion of a luxurious lifestyle, even if it means compromising their integrity. What they fail to realize is that real confidence comes from being honest &living within one’s means, not from tricking others for temporary satisfaction.

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25 MAR AT 0:33

When the chair is high, it's not just the decisions that become bigger, but the loneliness deepens too. Behind every smile, there hides an ocean of thoughts. Every success brings new expectations, and every mistake leaves a mark on the heart as a lesson.

Mental exhaustion often sets in because a person keeps carrying responsibilities but forgets to carry themselves. But perhaps, it’s necessary — to sometimes lighten oneself amidst the burdens, to not let the weight of every decision sink into the heart. Because the weight of the chair only feels heavy when a person steals away the burden of their own happiness.

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24 MAR AT 11:24



If you could see what's in my heart, you'd only feel sorry for yourself for letting your chance slip away.If you ever understood just how deeply I spoil the one I love, you'd regret not being the one I gave my heart to.

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22 MAR AT 10:29



"To forget someone is like deleting a number you know by heart. The digits disappear, but your muscle memory never forgets — just like playing a guitar, where your fingers instinctively find the strings, knowing exactly which note will echo, even without looking. "

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20 MAR AT 23:53

"Bro who got beef with me skipped the seat near me like I’m the final boss of bad vibes 💀 But plot twist — the dude he chose to sit with said 'nah fam' and hit him with the ultimate betrayal, sliding right next to me like it’s a K-drama reunion. 💅 And the first thing he says? 'Mota BC kitni jagah leta hai' 💀💀 Like bro came, sat, conquered.

And when I asked him " Tujse ek baat puchni thi kabse soch rhi thi lekin socha kahi tu ye na soch le maje leri hai " .. To which he said " Tujhe itna sochna nhi tha tu kuch bhi puch poori chuthh hai tuje "

That's such a "bestie with zero filter" moment! His response was basically like, "Beta, tumhari entry VIP pass ke saath hai, poora access granted!" 💀 The way he shut down any overthinking in one line is lowkey wholesome though. A true "no rules, just vibes" kinda energy.



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