I was wasting time using Facebook.
So I uninstalled it.

Now, I waste both time and money.
I'm into flipkart these days.

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Others : Hello, Google.

Srikant Tiwari : Hello, Chellam sir.

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All I need is a 'Chellam sir' in my life.

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Others : Let's go to the clubhouse.

Rohan Seth: Let me bring the clubhouse to you.

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I had an orderless life.
Now I live an odourless life.

-Covid Survivor

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People who searched 'reasons for the outage in google' on google are the classmates of the guy who searched 'how to hack google' on Google.

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What do you do all day?

EAT AND REGRET.

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Meeting starts.

Trying to untangle my earphone.

Meeting ends.

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When you feel so married?

When we have a baby?

Nah! When you attend a wedding as a couple.

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There are two types of people in this world.

The one who thinks AI will takeover human jobs.

And the one who corrects autocorrect.

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