"I wish we were cats."

"Why so? "

"Cats are said to have nine lives."

"And? "

"We would be spending all
those lives together."

"Ohh! That's sweet."

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"What are u gonna have for dinner? "

"You"

"I don't count as an eatable."

"Then how come u taste soooo good."

"Damn! Come and devour me."

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'Can I say something?'

'Don't you dare.'

'Just one sentence.'

'No I can't allow that. You have a way with words.'

'Hug me until I smell I like you.'

'Damn. That's smooth. Come here you little piece of......'

-

"I just had a bad dream. "

"What happened in it? "

"I got myself fired."

"For what? "

"For watching too much dog-videos during office hours."

"Well that may happen someday, right? "

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'Any changes you see after getting married? '

'Yes. Now I don't go out. I invite people over.'

'C'mon. You were never a going-out-kind-of person.'

'Yes but now I have a reason to justify that.'

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'Hello, mom!'

'Yes my dear.'

'Today I finally cooked, for the first time. I made pasta.'

'How doest it look?'

'mmm...edible.'

'Means? '

'I won't die if I eat it.'

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'Any changes after she came into your life? '

'Yes. Earlier "I" used to roam around naked in my flat.
Now "we" roam around naked in my flat. '

'Good to have company. '

'Absolutely!!! '

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'What are you writing? '

'A role-play script.'

'Wow!! What happens in it? '

'An astronut ends up saving mankind by humping an alien chic.'

-

'So how much do you love me? '

'So much that I wish I could get married
with you again.'

'Really!!! '

'But in a different style. '

-

He suddenly stopped showering her with kisses and started to gaze intently into her eyes.

'What are you trying to find? ' She asked.

'Nothing. Just trying to memorize you,
pixel by pixel.'

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