Mr. X   (Joker)
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If being alone is an art,
Then, am not an artist.
But,
I'm a master.
Joined 8 May 2021


If being alone is an art,
Then, am not an artist.
But,
I'm a master.
Joined 8 May 2021
26 APR AT 22:31



She:
It's too sunny outside..
Keep yourself hydrated and eat more watermelons.

He:
Yah.. but won't you give me some watermelon.

She:
Sure.. why not..!

He:
I didn't say, watermelon
I said, water and melons.

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25 APR AT 23:03


Just show this world
That how much you love her

Then she will show you in the bedroom
How much she loves you.

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23 APR AT 23:45

He pressed her hands towards the wall
And went to her neck
To eat her all.

"Sshhhh" she whispered,
"Sorry" he uttered.
"Eat me" she ordered.

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23 APR AT 19:42


She :
Why do you like missionary?

He :
I don't like it, but I love it because,
...
...
...
My whole body touches yours
And our hands intertwined.
The deeper and faster I go inside you,
The higher your gasping that will pass through me.
Our bodies sticks together
By our sweet and pleasant smelled sweats.
I want that closer eye contact
So that I can see you how beautiful you are
When I am inside you.
Only in missionary,
I can give you the forehead kiss
And show you that
Without a single drop of lust
My love is in its purest form.

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23 APR AT 13:21

அழுகும் விழியை சிரிக்க வைக்கும்
தனிமையில் தவிப்போரை அணைத்து நிற்கும்
வாழ்வின் அழகை ரசிக்க வைக்கும்
மனதின் மறுபக்கத்தை பார்க்க வைக்கும்

என் புத்தகம்

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22 APR AT 19:00

If she calls you to her home
When her parents are not there,
Then, this is the right time.

Immediately go to her home and make sure you are buying
Her favourite flowers,
And her favourite cake and chocolates.
Also the heart shaped balloons.

As soon as you reach her home,
And once she opens the door,
Tell her she looks beautiful even if she isn't.
Tell her that you love her and mean it.
Hug her gently and give a forehead kiss.
Give her the flowers and balloons.
Feed her favourite cake and chocolates to her.

Sit in their hall and hold her hand and
Don't get inside the bedroom.
Watch her favourite series or cartoon with her,
See her smile and get lost in it.
Admire her innocence and make her laugh.
Take care of her like a kid and keep her happy.

Don't be a boy
Who looks for an opportunity and buys a protection
To make Love with your girlfriend.

Be a guy who
Takes this opportunity
To Love her in a billion ways and
Show her, that not all the guys are the same.

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21 APR AT 0:50



Let's do the things today
Which we didn't do yesterday.

And let's do it today like
We don't have tomorrow.

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19 APR AT 0:04



He: Do you want some cookies ( Quickies )

She: Sure, I'd love to.

He: Turn around

She : What...!?

....
....
....

Rest is history

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16 APR AT 13:00



In the world where
Everyone asks for the nudes,

Be the guy who
Asks for the picture
Of cute little smile on her lips,
Hairs covering half of her face
Head little tilted and
Without clothes.

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15 APR AT 0:30

After a fight or an argument,
Every man goes to bed without eating anything.

So that his girl can console him
With water and some food
And he can have his dinner in bed.

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