"When crush starts gossiping about his ex"

Me:

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Shaam ki adrak wali chai me,

Radio par bajti jagjit ki ghazalon me,

Apne ghar laut'ti Chidiyon ki unchi parwaaz dekhne me,

Halki thandi hawa me jhumte pedon ke patton ki awaaz me,

Baarish ki boondon se oak bharne me,

Ek umr ke baad chain se sone me,

Ek baar fir kisi se ishq hone me,

Bikhar kar fir khud ko pirone me,

Socha hai kabhi?

Ki bas ek lamha kaafi hota hai thoda sa jeene me.

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*Borrowing friend's copy in school*

Friend: Tu kal pakka aayegi na? Chutti to ni karegi?

Me: (who definitely will take leave)







*Me

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हमारी दुनिया,
हमारे फैसले,
हमारे फासले,
और
एक दूसरे को
दूर से तकते
हम

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खुशियाँ बांटती हैं
और दुःख जोड़ता है

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Kya Tum Naaraz Ho?

*Caption

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रॉकेट

(अनुशीर्षक में पढ़ें)

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you're at a family function and tired of smiling and being nice with judgemental relatives

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Me laughing at my own jokes a night before exams at 3am

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When you murmur something offensive to yourself and your mother asks what were you saying
You be like : Arey woh... Umm... Arey yar

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