W,X,Y,Z are all just girls from my class
Friends making some noise
Teacher:-what are u doing?
W:-X is proposing me (just so u know it's an all girls class)
Me:-what are u saying in front of teacher bro
Y:-what?are they lesbians?😯
Z:-W is straight,but don't know about X🤣
The whole class staring at us
Me who is moving away from W amidst this chaos(we were sitting in same bench) :-
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No one
Literally no one
Le me when I get full marks in my test to my paper:-
Haaye mai kya karu
Haaye main kya karu tere chehre se nazar ni hathi
Bina laal mark ke (❌) tum itne acche lagte
Ooo paper let me tell u
Baat hai aaj bahut kushi ki
Full marks se shuru karu ya phir baate acche remarks ki
Tumhe aise dekhkar main bhul jau mere crush ko bhi-
Break se der se aane ke badh ,jhuk jhuk ke bench tak pahunchna aur teacher ko dekhkar aisa pretend karna ki ham toh kabse class mai hi hai
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After online classes for one yr,In offline pre final when I showed all the answers which I wrote to classmates ,but they still look at me expecting me to show some more answers
Le helpless me:--
Dimag kharab ho jaye
Boards ke chakkar mai
saari raat neend na avey
(Acche marks ki khwaish)
mainu badhi tadpave
Dil chain kahi na
pave pave pave😐😂🤷-
Pehle acche se samaj toh luu uske badh sochungi kisko showoff karna hai🤷
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