GOLD DIGGER
I don’t say she’s a gold digger, though her hands may lust for gold
Her breasts are full of vigor, though her heart may be very cold
The heart’s on hairpin trigger, adjusting with a glittering mould
With looks to kill my rigour, raising chaotic desires uncontrolled
Greet her but only with a gift, for she’s in love with all the stuff
Else in a boat away she’d drift, for she just can never get enough
I longed to give it to her rough, but to approach her I was scared
Though I was calling her bluff, her beauty made me feel so bare
Perhaps I can never afford her, a gold-digger that is so shallow
My third-world life bored her, and now her beauty looks sallow
Yes, I doth now openly confess, my love was one without any cash
But her head’s an f’ed up mess, to ignore it & treat it like her trash
O’ pompous cunt, go run & hide, though your breasts are full of vigor
I think I know somewhere inside, I know you are a filthy gold digger
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