PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Student : Me!

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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When teacher explains the sum on a parallelogram twice but that one student who never understands the sums asks a doubt that - "but mam it's a rectangle" me be like 👇🏻😂

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Did you hear that researchers have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans.

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When I'm absent, and my friends tell me about the notes

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Teacher: Can Bees fly in the rain?
Student: Not without their yellow jackets.

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Santa : I have more Fans than You..
Banta: No Big deal, I have AC at Home.

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Dr gets a call...
Women:My husband just swallowed Aspirin by mistake, what shall I do?
Dr: "Give him a headache now, what else!"

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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee - '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Santa - My number is 4.

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