Types of marriages in India :

- Love marriage.
- Arrange marriage.
- Jaisa apko theek lage marriage.
- Ghar ki izzat ka sawal marriage.
- Teri umar nikli jaa rahi hai marriage.
- Bas apne potey ka muh dekh loon marriage.— % &Me: I Love You

She: 1) Meri sare batein manna
2) Din me 3 baar call krna
3) 5 Secs me Call uthana
4) Apna data hmesha on rkhna
5) Apni friendlist se sari
ladki ko block krdo
6) Koi bestie nhi banana
Aur jo h unko block krdo
7) Raat ko jidi mt sona
8) Subah me uthte hi mujhe
Gd Mrng bolna
10) Bio me mujhe mention kro
11) Har saturday pizza khilana
12) And pswd mujhe dedo apna
( Rehne de didi single hi theek hu 🤣
Chapri tahiki 🙂👋🏻👻🤣)— % &Girls 💁🏻‍♀️

- Boys in black shirt are😱🥰
- Boys in kurta 😯😍
- Boys with cooking skills (OOO🤗

Boys: 💁🏻‍♂️
- Bhaai ladki❤️🔥 (🤣🤣👻
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💁🏻‍♂️Boys have, only Friends*
💁🏻‍♀️Girls have,
- Friends , Good friends
Best friends, Close friends
Just friends , More than friends🤣— % &Life of classmates : 🏫

1. Koi blue pen dedo yaar...
2. Pani hain kya?
3. Tiffin mein kya hai?
4. Meri copy kisne chori ki..?
5. Abey saath chal, washroom jana hai.
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Fb name - moonlight👑
Insta name- itz_moonlight_official🔥
Aadhar card name- Chandni Devi🌚— % &1._ Suppose karo ki din raat padh-padh kar tum 90% le lo,
Aur agle din mar jaao toh kya fayda unn 90% ka..!!?
Bas yahi soch mujhe padhne nahi deti..!!

2. -Mom: Kitchen se plate laana
Me: Nahi dikh rahi mom kahaan ha?
Mom: Stove dikh raha hai?
Me: Haan
Mom: Toh gas on kar aur mobile jala de sab dikhega.🙂
(Yar 🥲ye kya baat Hui koi Bhi sens hi nahi Jo bhi baat ho mobile to bich me aana hi hai 🤣)— % &

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झुमके की चमक में उलझा है चांद,
बिंदी की अदाओं ने किया दिल बेमिसाल।
हर नजर रुक जाए, हर सांस थम जाए,
जब सजे वो ख़ूबसूरत, जैसे खुबसूरती की मिसाल।

Haha for my फलानी के लिए,
👇🏻
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Qabool hai Qabool hai Qabool hai!
Ale padh to nahi liya !
Chalo ab tum mere ho gaye. 🙂🙆🏻‍♂️

Kher ab ho hi gaye ho 😆 to kya
Caption bhi padh lo 🤣

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Mai kyu hansu



Me to roti hu 🥲— % &Mai kyu adhuri rahu


Main to Puri hu— % &Mai kyu jagu



Me to soya hu 🤣— % &Mai kyu chota rahu



Main to laung hu 🙆🏼‍♂️— % &Mai kyu Goa jau



Me to Simla hu 🥲— % &Mai kyu apna opinion du



Me to rai hu 🤣— % &Me to bas jeera hu 🥲🥲— % &This is Banana

If you see a apple
You're in love with me 😆
— % &Ye sab kya dekhna pad Raha hai 🙀



Accha hai me anda hu 🤣😎— % &

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VS

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Instragram chapri log 😕😂

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Notice - Hasna mana hai 🤣
Phir bhi aap has rahe ho 🙄
Full maja to caption me hai 😂☕

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🤪 Relatives memes 🥲🤭👻

Gazab bezzati hai yar ...
....👇🏻👇🏻

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💁🏻‍♀️Girls' group VS boys group 💁🏻

1. When Someone Propose your Frien 💁🏻‍♀️: Chii na bolde kitna bekar Idka hai
Iska to pet bhi nikalra hai
bezzati krwayega...
💁🏻: bhai dekh buri to hai pr atleast Idki
Hai isse achi milne layak teri
shakal bhi ni hai.🤭🙂

2 . During Party Contribution
💁🏻‍♀️: 100rs, 100rs, 100rs, 100rs
💁🏻: 350rs, 30rs, 20rs, Ors.

3 . Packing for School Trips
💁🏻‍♀️: Yrr mene water bottle rkh li, tum khane ke item rkh lena, or Kuch Bhi rhe na jaaye.
💁🏻: bhai bag bhi leke jana hai kya?— % &4.Fights
💁🏻‍♀️ : you are so bad, don't talk to me ever.
💁🏻: saale kaha bhag rha hai chutti ke
Baad bahar Milo tab batayege tuje 🤣

5. Staring Other Genders
💁🏻‍♀️: yrr kitna handsome h ye body or iski jawline to ekdum mst hai.
💁🏻: bhai..dekh Idkii (bas jinda honi chahiye 😝🤣)— % & ✅ Use promo code 🧑🏻‍💻🤣

.Use Promo code "ME🤭😅" and get 90% off On Depression.

Use promo code "INSTAGRAM" to get 50% off on your Marks

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Use promocode "Jinne mera dil lutiya" and get 'Ohooo' 100% Free.

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— % &

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Haan ye aap hi ho 🙂🙎🏻🤭😝☕
Yakeen nahi aa raha na 😂
Padh lo sare sabut hai mere paas
👇🏻👇🏻

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