"Aah! I am so weird," she murmured.

"You are my girl. How can you even expect yourself to be normal," I winked at her.

-

"You know there are 7 wonders in the world," she said.

"Huh? You said something," I raised my eyebrows.

"See. You aren't interested in listening to what I am saying. Stop staring at me," she screamed.

"Umm. Sorry. I was looking at the 8th wonder," I murmured.

"8th wonder? But there are 7, " she exclaimed and paused..


"Uff. You na," We both blushed.

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Should I be happy
that you finally got the love you were seeking for
Or
Should I be sad
that I lost someone whom I loved the most.

Should I be happy
that you are the one among us who had the last laugh
Or
Should I be sad
that I am the one among us who had the last cry.

Should I be happy that you have finally learned how to cook
Or
Should I be sad that I am still bad in cooking even Maggi

Should I be happy that you are living life to its fullest
Or
Should I be sad that I am still stuck with moving on.

Should I be happy
that you are getting married to someone you love
Or
Should I be sad
that I am getting married to someone I hardly know.

-

You are the only organised thing


in my messy world.

-

After Virat and Anushka's Wedding,


Manyavar : For the entire year, you promoted our brand. And on your own wedding, you chose some other brand to wear.


#Betrayal

-

"A girl's real treasure is her beauty," they always say.

Fuck them.

"You are the captain of your own ship. So, be bold, be messy, be weird, be crazy, be adventurous, be classy.
You are born to rule the world and not just someone's heart."

-

I want that kind of love, the crazy one,
Where you are out of your head and I am out of my mind,
Where i am yours and you are mine.

I want that kind of love, the crazy one,
Where we do all shit together,
Where we fuck all things together,
And no matter how intense the shit gets,
We end up being together.

I want that kind of love, the crazy one,
Where there is no hiding, no lies but lots of fight,
Where we drive each other crazy every night.

I want that kind of love, the crazy one,
Where we spare the world, and do every shit that we wanna do,
Where all we care about is...
Yeah just me and you.

I want that kind of love, the crazy one.

-

My friend when he is with me :

Me : Dude! Let's go and grab some tea. It's just 10 Rs.
He : Bro! I am really sorry. I don't have even a single rupee.

When he is with his girl :
"Baby! You want Cappuccino or Caffe Latte"

#Dhoka

-

"Clean the mess," she screamed.
"But baby, you are the one who got drunk last night and created all this mess," I said.
"So? You are a feminist na? Then why is it so that a woman has to clean the house?" She left the room.
"But. You did that. You are such a freak," I murmured.

Few minutes later,
"What have you done? I asked you to clean the mess. The room looks messier now," she shouted.
"Clean the mess," I screamed.
"But baby, you are the one who made the room look messier," she said.
"So? You are a feminist na? Then why is it so that you always need a man to help you in everything?"

Silence. Tit for tat.

"How do you manage to match my craziness?" she asked.
"Because I love you baby," we kissed.
And eventually, we both cleaned the room.

-

She was neither enticing nor hot.
But
a lost galaxy to be explored.

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