Suno woh Jo Naukri Tumne pakdi hui thi, "Pareshaan rehne ki"
Woh chootne waali hai

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Sukh ki chaadar daal ke soya tha,
Chintaao ne chaadar kutar daali,
Na ab neend aati hai na sapney

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Man: How to make fun of God?

God: Make a Religion on name of mine, and see the drama

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Mera Laptop Charger or Mouse wire
Aksar ulajh jaate hai,
Main har weekend unko suljhata Hu,
Woh fir Friday tak ulajh jaate hai.

Mujhe shaq hai inme bhi
Kahin dimaag toh nahi

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The Funny thing about my life is,
It's full with Expectations
But empty within...




Shor-e-duniyaa bahut hai mujhme,
Or Kuch khaalipan Mera apna bhi hai

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Mera ek dost tha,
mujhme hi rehta tha,
Dil ke Kisi kone me se
Mujhse baate karta tha,
Jab bhi main darta tha
Mujhe aake samjhaakar
Hasaa deta tha...

Bahut roj hue milta nahi woh mujhse ab,
Kahin chup khaamosh sa baitha
Mujhe ghoorta rehta hai
Baat Nahi karta, naraaz bhi nahi lagta

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She used to Love me first,
But now she warns me
for everything, like:

* Don't overeat
* Don't yawn in public place
* Don't stop me for shopping
* And many more ...

& I obey her...bcs this warnings
are symbol of care & love.
Keep warning like this

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When all my Friends were getting married,
I was Packing my Bags for Solo Trip.

I belongs to the category where being single is great company, and Two people makes crowd.

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Tere dimaag me shor,
Raat ko kare Tu Snore.
Insaan bhi Tu hai bore

Meri baat pe Kar Tu Gaur,
Do some exercise
If you Wana live more.
And dare if you gonna again snore

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