For my jhallu


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Dear girls
If a boy's says
Ladki ho followers toh honge he

Just reply with
Tharki ho follow toh karoge he !!

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If my mom was a Rapper

Gussa dikha dungi, Gaaliyan suna dungi
7 baje bol ke, tujhe 6 baje utha dungi
Jyada bolegi toh, papa ko bata dungi
Phone jala dungi, bhooka sula dungi
Kachre se uthaya tujhe, sabko bata dungi

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If u r addicted for songs
thn follow me 🤪
on resso

everyone likes my songs collection 🙃

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Indian society to girls

• Sahi se baitho
• Sahi se leto
• Sahi se kapde pehno
• Sahi se chalo
• Bahar shorts pehen ke mat jaao
• Chhat par phone par baat mat karo

"Log, mohalle wale,Mars, Jupiter waale kya kahenge"

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Idk how can people shoot reels videos
In public places, i can't even take selfie
When someone is looking at me..

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Mera Dil bhi kitna Pagal hai "I don't care"
bol kar "Overthinking" karta hai..

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I m mature now

2 min later*

Someone: Ye road kaha jaati hai?
Me: Ye kahi nahi jaati..Ye yhi rehti hai
Apko kaha jaana hai?

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Woh kehtey hai na

Nobody is permanent in ur life

Shi kehtey hain..

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Someone : Tumhari mom kya karti hai?

Me : Jii roaster hai...Din bhar mujhe roast karti rehti hain_🤧

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