Gourab Mukherjee  
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Joined 5 June 2020
8 JUL 2021 AT 9:27

Tell me you're stupid without telling me you're stupid.

Idiots: "Oh you're a vegetarian? So I can eat your foods but you cannot eat mine. It means I eat more variety of food than you. It's simple math bro."

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25 JUN 2021 AT 20:17

"এখন এই বয়সে এরকম টাকা নিয়ে নয়ছয় করছিস, পরে টান পড়লে বুঝবি। Savings করতে শেখ বুঝলি।"

- Says the parent যারা investment বলতে FD ছাড়া কিছু বোঝে না আর তোমার বিয়েতে 4 লাখ খরচ করে "মাংসর মশলাটা ঠিক কষেনি বুঝলেন! " শোনার প্ল্যান বানিয়েছে।

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25 JUN 2021 AT 20:07

ছোটলোক...

মহা ছোটলোক...

নরকের কীট....

তারপরে আসে পিসতুতো দাদার মামাতো বোনের কানেকশন খাটিয়ে vaccine নিয়ে এসে "ভাই vaccine নিসনি? আমি তো নিলাম। কি করছিস ভাই?" মেসেজ করা পাবলিক। 😤

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25 JUN 2021 AT 20:01

Remember those last bencher who couldn't answer a single question the teachers asked?
Yeah, they weren't the actual stupid ones.

Remeber the ones who used to laugh at you when you get an answer wrong although they themselves didnt know the answer?
Yeah, those were the real stupid ones.

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24 MAY 2021 AT 7:37

Never take life advice from people who tells you "You should go on a diet, you're looking fat." without having the experience of loosing a single ounce of fat in their entire life.

Just reply "Stating the obvious never helps, otherwise I would've cured your stupidity by asking you to read a book. But why would I do that?"

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21 JUL 2020 AT 10:21

How to handle parar kaaku.

এখন তো তোমাদের পড়াশোনা অনেক ইজি হয়ে গেছে। আমাদের সময় অনেক পড়তে হত তবে নাম্বার পাওয়া যেত। তা অঙ্কে কত পেলে?

দুটি ট্রেন যথাক্রমে 12kmph আর 24kmph গতিতে একে অপরের দিকে ধেয়ে আসছে। তারা উভয়েই 500m দীর্ঘ। একে অপরকে অতিক্রম করতে যত সেকেন্ড নেবে আমি 100 তে তত পেয়েছি।

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21 JUL 2020 AT 9:57

If you're not trying you are afraid of doing mistakes. 😳
If you are afraid of doing mistakes you can't never learn. 🤷
If you are not learning you're not alive. 🤗

Get off your ass, do mistakes, learn from them, repeat till you die.

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21 JUL 2020 AT 9:39

A thin line between bravery and stupidity.

You know you can't win still you play the damn football match. - Bravery

You know the opponent team will come with hockey sticks, bricks, stones, you still play the damn football match. - Stupidity

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5 JUN 2020 AT 8:41

Only people whose opinion should matter to you are the ones who pay your electricity bills. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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