O - Botty... From a rich family. Always wears glasses.

P - Cleric.

Q - Rev. Sis/monk.

R - Successful businessman.

S - Good Aunty... Very beautiful. Always has children around her, but is yet to get one of her own.

T - Fraudster... Always high on drugs.

U - Ritualist... Shows off all the time, and intimidates people with his wealth.

V - Graduate, with first class.


X - Wicked aunty, that never minds her own business. Always getting everyone in trouble.

Y - Has just graduated from college, and is job hunting.

Z - Big sis. Lives abroad. Always sends money.

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DEFINING THE ENGLISH ALPHABETS.

A - Father of the house.

B - Mother of the house, that is always pregnant.

C - The first daughter of the family. Strong and hardworking.

D - Uncle, Mr A's brother (younger)

E - The first son of the family, who has refused to get married but has children everywhere.

F - Always minding her business. Not many people like her because she's not too beautiful.

G - Bros for street. No dey find people trouble, but gives it out hot when offended.

H - Tout.

I - Gay, always on his own.

J - Fragile. Always sick.

K - College dropout... Always hustling to make ends meet.

L - Teacher, intelligent, handsome.

M - L's wife. Intimidated by 'N'.

N - Sisi eko... Beautiful, has pride. Crushing on 'L' and always torments 'M'

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Happiness is Sexy!!!

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Most times, people we Love or are Crushing on actually have the same feelings. But it's always a matter of, 'Who Makes The First Move'. And this is usually delayed as a result of either ego or timidity.

Moral: If You Love Someone, Tell Em!!!

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Sleep baby, sleep.
For This is when ye get to rest and not leap.
Get thee into a slumber that art deep,
Forget all thy worries and do not weep.

Dream of Angels who watch over thee,
But do not forget for a moment about me.

Fail not to see how we'll grow old together,
How we'll make a daughter,
To whom you'll be a mother.

Do well to remember in your slumber,
That our Love will remain forever!

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May this year be great!!!

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If you are single now, I pray this year you find a wifey or hubby.
One who will love you good, and never walk out in a hurry.
One with whom you chill, and do everything that is kinky,
And at the end of your love making,
You will have yourselves a baby.
And then you will be a daddy,
Or mommy as you want it,
And never will you lack a thing,
You life, or health or money.



Cheers to a new year,
And to the amazing ones to come.
Now, let's go out without fear,
And wither every storm.

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If you are single now, I pray this year you find a wifey or hubby.
One who will love you good, and never walk out in a hurry.
One with whom you chill, and do everything that is kinky,
And at the end of your love making,
You will have yourselves a baby.
And then you will be a daddy,
Or mommy as you want it,
And never will you lack a thing,
You life, or health or money.



Cheers to a new year,
And to the amazing ones to come.
Now, let's go out without fear,
And wither every storm.

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Now over to the mothers,
Who always have their kids at heart.
I pray God blesses you with plenty plenty credit alerts.
I hope you see no fight,
That you always be right.
That in everyday of your life, you keep on soaring like a kite.
Reaching wonderful heights,
And being the ever glowing light.


And then to the fathers, who always care for us and stuff.
We know last year was tough and rough,
And the money not enough.
But this year we believe, that everything will so soft,
And that our lives in the end will be lived in more fun and love.

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Our politicians up there, do you have a resolution?
Are you planning on solutions that will make a better nation?
Or you just wanna be there, and continue with pollution?
And y'all the police, do you wanna hold me ransom?
Do you wanna take me in, and lock me up in your station?
Cos I didn't rub your hands with cash to make you feel a friction.
And you wanna label me bad,
Thinking I don't know your intention.


The next line is for the young, and the leaders of tomorrow.
All you have do is be good,
And on the right path you follow.
Rather than join bad folks, it is better you be solo.
And don't take stuff that will make go kolo.
Try hard not to borrow,
More laughter, no sorrow.
Cos it is very sure, that we'll end up with plenty Dough.

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