There are many types of monsters in this world. Monsters who do not show themselves and cause a nuisance. Monsters who abduct children. Monsters who eat dream. Monsters who suck blood. And, monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans, even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat, even though they have never experienced hunger. They study diligently, even though they have no interest in academics. They seek friendship, even though they have never loved a friend. If such a monster should arrive, I would likely to be eaten by it. . . . Because I am that monster.

- Modernized Pagla Dashu