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Mosquito, mosquito, mosquito... I don't like it, I avoid, but mosquito likes me!

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*Birthday Wishes*
How i wish people - Call, Send beautiful long paragraph, Story mention
How they wish me :- HBD
Me :-

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Me :- Lecture me baatein krenge phir Sir hume class se bahar nikaal denge.. Attendance bhi ho jayegi

Friends :-

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When i see people typing Yal, Solly, Mela, Thana instead of Yaar, Sorry, Mera, and Khana
Me :-

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*Sister Rewatching old Episodes of Ye Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai*
Me :- Ek hi episode ko kitni baar dekhna hai?
Sister :-

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*Comes out from Changing Room*
Shopkeeper :- Bahut mast.. Ek dum perfect shirt, choice gajab hai aapki, Aisa lag rha aapke liye hi bna hai

Me :-

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Sister (after cooking Maggie) :- Soch rahi hu Youtube pe cooking channel start kardu

Me from behind :-

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Me :- Mummy aankh me dard ho rha hai
Mom :- Aur phone chalao phir
Me :- Per phone to 3 din se kharab hai
Mom :- Per aankh to tumhari tras rhi hai usse dekhne ko
Me :-

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