Do you booze???
Yes!
Would you like to have a black out with me?

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I would love to spend my time with Mr. Google and ask him everything that come to my mind because I hate small talk.

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Thinking!! Oh shut up, BrainS I know it's over thinking.

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The lockdown made us fat, let's kiss and burn some calories.

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O Heavenly beautiful, you are hot as hells,
Song of the koel, symphony of a thousand bells,
Medusa majestic hair, eyes are an oceanic pair,
rivers must be jealous seeing your lips so curvy,
O Goddess, O Princess, O my tale of a fairy,
walking on the clouds, you are the talk of the Town,
pearl white moon light, You are the brightest night,
my queen of the hills, O Devine worship, I'm at your service.

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Being bad is as easy as taking a piss after a lot of fluids. But choosing to be good even after knowing that is like suffering the life long constipation.

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Heart emoji is actually shaped like ass print. This explains why people show their love by an arrow through heart, you know when you are taking a flying arrow in...

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मेरी आदतें खराब हैं इसलिए तुमसे दूर रहता हूँ,
तुम्हारी लत लगी तो एक बार फिर से जलुंगा मैं।

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Schrodinger's cat is actually a bitch.

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Be unpredictable and make all the fortune tellers around you go blank.

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