We guys crawl into girl's dm

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McDonald's has introduced a new dish called calendar burger.

So me and my friend ordered that but guys usme May/19 tha hi nai.

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Reason why I have trust issues:

People Follow you and then Unfollow you because you don't follow them back 😑

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I revolve around my WiFi router

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Why is LOSS pronounced as LOSS and not LOOSE when it is opposite of Pro-FIT? 🤔

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Sun:Hey girl, You're too cool.

Moon: Oh buoy, You're So Hot !!

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When I think of school, I remember Algebra
Which I never used again

When I think of school,I remember History dates
Which were useless and confusing

When I think of school, I remember Exams
Where only marks mattered

But also when I think of school, I remember
My first crush
The fun but short lunch breaks
Horrifying parents teachers meet
And the best part MY FRIENDS!!

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You know what's red and dark?

'Skirt of school going girls who can't afford sanitary pads'

You know what's yellow and dark?

'Burning bodies of martyrd soldiers'

You know what's blue and dark?

'Suicides due to blue whale challenge'

You know what's green and dark?

'All Muslims are terrorists'

You know what's orange and dark?

'I don't need an F.I.R. let's move on'

You know what's pink and dark?

'The dress which you tore without her consent'

You know what's peach and dark?

'Hands of little children washing dishes at a restaurant'

You know what's brown and dark?

'The beautiful face hidden behind layers of fairness cream'

You know what's black and dark?

'Everything'

You know what's white and dark?

'Racism'

You know what's colourless and dark?

""Your Life""

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That printed coffee mug is the second worst gift idea

Bouquet is still the first!! XDD

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Guess who can't think outside the box?

Kids who are being smuggled to different countries in containers xDDD.

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