A FIGHT TO PEE

Index and Middle Fingers - IMF
Underwear - U
Jeans - J

IMF to J: Hey you uptight fella! Let me get inside you uppity thing! I need to help this person pee!

J to U: Hey U! You need to come down a bit, else these IMF will throw expletives on you as well. Get ready! Here they come! *U, fails to lower itself, because its an inanimate thing*

IMF to U: My hand has to curve every time you are under J. Why does it push you to rest on the top of your waistline? Get back down here now! *U sulks and sobs quietly*

*After this rigorous exercise to take penis out, IMF helps the person pee, and takes a long sigh *SIGH* *

- Arihant