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"Aye Haye!" (Chi!)
"Aye Haye! 💛 ( Wah, wah!)

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Make Out Meditation

Her breaths of pleasure fell on the sides
of my neck, she waywardly turned and
the breath, warm as red, brushed my nape,
I shockwaved my body into existence.

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Every time I watch the moon it's full moon( again )

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If I was your date, I'd try to be sweeter
than any other fruit, hotter than the land,
that grows me, stickier, than
chewing gum, and honey.

If I was your date, I'd remind you that,
You can't have me for more than a day,
for I'm a polyamorist, I love everybody.
I'd remind you that I could be your last,
someday, any day. But that shouldn't,
stop you from loving me, right now.

If I was your date, I would share
my gaze of you, in the silent reflections,
of my convex eyes,
tell you that on this date,
you are the only 01.01.01

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Truth can't be proved or disproved.

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The best way to spend a weekend, is to be outside one's own mind. There are two kind of "You are out of your mind!":

1. You are insane / are doing something not done before, which feels extreme.

2. You are literally outside your mind, so that there are less thoughts or noise than ever.

Being outside of one's mind, ensures that one gets insane at the right place and at the right moment.

There is no escape, when you read a book, it is not an escape when you watch a movie, no escape when you are the 2nd out of your mind.

The "Escape", is complementary to the other side.

So the best way to spend a weekend is getting up your lazy bum and doing what you want to, so that Monday is a breath of fresh air (with pollution in metros of course), and not a breath of fresh regrets.

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When life gives you lemons, like it does in many restaurants especially Meghna Foods with its tastiest Paneer Biryani, you put them in your bag, come home, apply the lemon juice extracted from them after Oil Chumpy on your head, to prevent oily scalp and dandruff, before head washing with shampoo.

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Childhood is the state of being a child! As happiness, that's a choice more than an occurrence! I've been a child, but I'm also a child right now! And in excitement, I'm setting up so many exclamation basketball poles! See how this fella going to Leh has stopped to adore the surroundings but what he's actually doing is raising his bum slightly to fart silently so that his other riders don't get to know. That's me!

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Fifth grade of school, it's the end of the day, bell rings, and I go running into the waiting room, wait for 20 mins along with the people of the same path before bus arrives. As soon as I board the bus, my stomach starts throwing tantrums, aching, vexing me. Half way into the way back home, it gets out of my hands, literally trying to go out of pants and I can no longer sit with it. I stand, waywardly and awkwardly start dancing on my feet, hoping it'd shed away. I get down, run for my cold toilet seat. I throw the bag on the floor, not answering the frantic questions immediately put up by grandmother and mother, jump on the toilet seat. I get so ecstatic, relieved by the sight of it, that I lose my pressure a little before than it should have been relieved, and I shit on the toilet seat.

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Second Grade: When I was in 2nd grade of school I came home to find that my mum and dad were sitting around a hawan fire, the priest chanting mantras in full speed. Now, the only memory I have of a boy and a girl sitting around a fire, is of marriages in Bollywood movies. I went to my grandmother crying and intoned in a sobbing shaky voice : "Dadi! Mum and Dad are getting married! Who will take care of me now?". They all kept laughing at me. Not understanding why, I kept crying

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