I told something to my mom and told her not to tell my father , but she told him and then told him not to tell me and my father call me and told me he knows and told me not to tell mom..so basically 3 of us know but can't tell each other...

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2020 is what 2012 tried so hard to be

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This post.





Me.. 😜😂

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Happy teacher's day to them who says:
" tum jis school me padh rhe hm us
school k principal reh chuke h"

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Spectacle and mask to our ears :-

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You are happy thinking that " apka paisa 25 din me double ho jayega" and then realize laxmi chit fund apka paisa leke bhag gyi....

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No idea why Indian mother watch recipe videos on YouTube banati to hai nhi...

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Someone:- itni garmi me bhi black shirt kaise pehen lete ho? Garmi nhi hoti..?

Me:- Bhai jab hm Kisi ko pyar krte hai na to uski di huyi takleef bhi sheh lete h pr sath nhi chhodte..

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I think Corona has done one good thing is, it's normalised saying
"Aye thoda dur reh na"
aur logo ko bura bhi nhi lg rha...

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Stress is good till you use it as force per unit area not as your whole life

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