Anshu Upadhyay Β  (Anshu Upadhyay)
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A Josephite,
#comedian,
Joined 17 October 2017


A Josephite,
#comedian,
Joined 17 October 2017
15 APR 2020 AT 20:11

Inorder to stop the integration of this virus,we have to differentiate the crowd....

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14 APR 2020 AT 14:22

God is constant of that integration whose name can be kept anything(c,allah,bhagwaan...).

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8 APR 2020 AT 22:31

Nmted by Shashwat

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3 APR 2020 AT 1:23

Story of logeΒ x,

x-You will be always below me,
e-1/logx e,speak now,
x-How did you do that?
e-Nothing,i just jumped down using a stick(1),
x-πŸ˜•

We exactly don't know what fight goes behind when we change the form...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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31 MAR 2020 AT 22:52

If u think that ur arrogance is e^x,
Then i am not gonna differentiate or integrate you,
I will put you in limits(lim x→0 e^x ) to make you alone(=1)....

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19 JAN 2020 AT 10:50

Spit is a vector quantity,
Direction-towards haters,
|spit|=amount of saliva.

😁😁

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14 NOV 2019 AT 1:36

Children meaning-Chill and Run.....

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5 SEP 2019 AT 15:13

Man-Who is your teacher?
Poor boy-"road".
Man-How it is so?
Poor boy-It taught me if u are- Homeless,just sleep beside me.
If hungry,have the waste thrown beside.
If thirsty, swig from my pit.
Man to road -Happy Teachers' Day...

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9 AUG 2019 AT 22:31

"Always" work hard to get "all ways".......

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27 MAR 2019 AT 8:33

Maybe, frequency of sound of poor is less than 20Hz or greater than 20000Hz for government......

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