कोशिशें तो हमने भी पुरी कि थी,
बस उनका नसीब खराब था कि
उनके नसीब में हम नहीं!

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पर शायद तुझको मेरी जरुरत नहीं

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All He wanted to be one in a million,
But All wanted him to earn in millions.

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He said "I'm not... "
When asked "are you honest. "

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लगता है कि कहीं खो गए हो
ज़िंदा तो हो मगर सो गये हो

शायद तुम मुझसे नाराज़ हो
लगता है मेरे अल्फाज हो

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Reality is a hallucination, which
Will not let your dreams come true.

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I have never had your sight
But I know how you write

I don't know where you are
But I know, you are very far

I don't know whether you are real
But I know all about, what you feel

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Beats the shit out of the students.

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An ability to abolish
the aged agitations.

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Dad: why do people smoke? I can't even see a
single benefit of cigarettes.

Me: It helps our economy. If you buy cigarette
of ₹11, ₹4 will go to the government.

Dad: How do you know that
a cigarette costs ₹11.

Me: How do you know that
a cigarette costs ₹11.

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