When you find answer booklets of the question papers coming up next day;

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Dad: Tere iss gusse ki wajah se dekhna... Ek din sab tujhe chhod k chale jayenge...

Me: (showing fake attitude 😎)

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Everyday in the afternoon thunderstorm comes with a hope to bring relief from heatwaves, but just before the moment;

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सारा काम जल्दी से निपटा कर…
बेड पर पसर कर…
मोबाइल चलाने में जो सुख है…
वो किसी और काम में नहीं…!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😝😜😜

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It's hard to imagine,
my friends of my age getting married...
Like, abhi 26 saal pehle hi
toh janam liye the!! Itni jaldi shaadi!!

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When you find your bluffed answer was actually correct;

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Once you start appearing for competitive exams, Exam be like:

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After I saw questions in semester examination, my brain singing:

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Difference between History and a Dead subject:

People in Universe know events happened in Past
isn't coming back to present, so it's History.

But in case of Dead subjects,
People in University know subjects are dead,
but remain in denial mode.

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You can never surprise a over-thinker with treachery, because they've already thought of all possible outcomes before even you committed treachery.

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