☽♥☾आरती कुलकर्णी☽♥☾   (Miss Mystical Mayhem)
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क्यूं एक दूसरे को ठेस पहुंचाना।
बात बात पर क्या लड़ना
क्यूं किसी और को नीचा दिखाना
बात बात पर क्या लड़ना
क्यूं अपने गलती पे परदा डालना
बात बात पर क्या लड़ना
क्यूं दिन रात ऐसे बीताना

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She made holes
in her clothes
because she was
jealous of her youth.

She added spice
to her food because
she loved spice
in her own tongue.

She taunted
her family members
because she had
no family of her own.

She stared
at her like a lascivious jerk
because she was
full of envy and dirt.

She looked down
upon everything as if
she wore a crown
of the England queen.

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How badly can you love a guy?
(Poem in caption)

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Set timetable of today's women
(read in caption)

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Saas ka ek hi kaam
hai din bhar mein.

Batao konsa?

CCTV ban ke bahu ko
record karte rehna

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No matter how much of a MAA
you try to be out of a SASUMAA,
You'll never stop being the cruel monster who loves to put her daughter-in-law down,
tame her son to the point of disdain,
control the lives of her children, and
wear such a beautiful mask of ungrateful, sick, and creepy insanity.

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You are not welcome
Your dresses should be worn by a maid

You are not welcome
You didn't cook breakfast for my 30-year-old giant son

You are not welcome
Your dresses show your shape

You are not welcome
After you are married

You are not welcome
I call you lazy even though I'm lazy

You are not welcome
I'm elephantine portion narcissistic

You are not welcome
I love to bitch about you with my two-time divorced sister

You are not welcome
After you are married

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Agar utna hi kadwa
sunne ki himmat na ho
toh bola bhi mat kijiye

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चांद हूं मैं और तू तारा

चांद हूं मैं और तू तारा

अपना मिलना तो सिर्फ
रात में ही है होना

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ना याद कर मुझे
अगर जरा सा भी
इलम है तुझे
मेरे प्यार का
तो उठा फोन
और कॉल कर मुझे

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