☽♥☾आरती कुलकर्णी☽♥☾   (Miss Mystical Mayhem)
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Happy Women's Day to the naari
who loves to dance and ignore
questions like,"any good news?"

(un)Happy Naari Day to the women
who fight with other women but
love their own sisters.

Happy Women's Day to the naari
who wakes up with a purpose
and doesn't want to just
scroll through the day.

(un)Happy Naari Day to the women
who stare at other women
like the worst possible
galichaap gundas.

Happy Women's Day to the naari
who live with cruel people but
manage to not hurt them.

(un)Happy Naari Day to the women
who treat their sons as their
husbands or boyfriends.

Happy Women's Day to the naari
who bears taunts, stares, comments,
and insults on a day-to-day basis.

(un)Happy Naari Day to the women
whose only motive is to damage
everyone around her.

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H of HUSBAND is HTN ( hypertension )

when

the HUSBAND
is HOME on
a HOLIDAY

then

it is HTN ++ ( hypertension ++ )




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He came back to mend my broken heart.
He came back to make me feel alive.
He came back to tickle my lonely heart.
He came back to help me survive.



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Life after marriage

>>Fight with your husband<<

Husband says -

Do one thing. Call your father
and ask him to come pick you up.

Father says -

You are not welcome home
If you come after a fight
with your husband.

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क्यूं एक दूसरे को ठेस पहुंचाना।
बात बात पर क्या लड़ना
क्यूं किसी और को नीचा दिखाना
बात बात पर क्या लड़ना
क्यूं अपने गलती पे परदा डालना
बात बात पर क्या लड़ना
क्यूं दिन रात ऐसे बीताना

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She made holes
in her clothes
because she was
jealous of her youth.

She added spice
to her food because
she loved spice
in her own tongue.

She taunted
her family members
because she had
no family of her own.

She stared
at her like a lascivious jerk
because she was
full of envy and dirt.

She looked down
upon everything as if
she wore a crown
of the England queen.

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How badly can you love a guy?
(Poem in caption)

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Set timetable of today's women
(read in caption)

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Saas ka ek hi kaam
hai din bhar mein.

Batao konsa?

CCTV ban ke bahu ko
record karte rehna

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No matter how much of a MAA
you try to be out of a SASUMAA,
You'll never stop being the cruel monster who loves to put her daughter-in-law down,
tame her son to the point of disdain,
control the lives of her children, and
wear such a beautiful mask of ungrateful, sick, and creepy insanity.

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