Hard to bear
These tears

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Sometimes it feels like
hum hi ye duniya Chhor de
Qki Drd to picha nhi chorenge..

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Jab bhi parents meeting me
test copies dikhai jati thi 🧐


My reaction

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Meri profile pr
aane se phle chuppl
bahr hi Nikal de😂😂😂
Chori hone Ka
koi khtra nhi hai
CCTV camera🧐 lgvaya hai
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jo dusron k liye guddha krta kbhi kbhi
Vo khud us guddhe me gira milta🥴
Apne Apne karmo Ka fal hai bhai😂😂😂

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At SSB
I.O : do u have a girlfriend ?? Me: yes sir.
I.O: shame on u😑 at this age u r doing these things
Next tym when I went there
I.O : do u have a girlfriend?? Me: No sir👨
IO: u r tall gud looking handsome Still u r single why ???..
My reaction......😑😑😐😤😤

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Modiji : At 10 AM
Mere pyare desh vashiyon
Aaj roti awshya khaye
Khayenge ki nhi khayenge
Mitro Driye nhi roti bndi nhi hone ja rhi

Bulki aaj to 2 June hai😎
Aur do June ki roti nasibwalon ko
hi nasib hoti💩💩💩
😂😂😂😂😂

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Tulsidas: Jb boya ped khjur Ka
To aam Kaha se khaoge..

Me : khjur bech k aam khrid lenge😂😂

Tulsidas: ventilater pr hai🤣🤣🤣

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Me: Aaj Pura chapter complete krke hi soyenge After 10 mints

Nind: lag ja gle ki fir husi rat ho
na ho

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When My gf says I have no tym
After sometime she is wasting hours in an argument with strangers



My reaction : Bhagwan maf nhi
krega tumko☹️

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