When someone sneezes and says "Chalk chalk sorry" instead of "sorry"

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When friends ask to bring the cricket ball 🏀 from neighbour's home🏡
Le me:

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which has reached partially.

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When you are done with the GPay scratch card.

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जब फुल क्रीम दूध से मलाई गायब मिले
तब मैं छोटे भाई से:

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Straight as jalebi,
Hot as Ice,
Beauty as Hell😈,
But inside Pure & Pious ... as branch of SBI

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कभी मन से विमर्श करके तो देख,
मस्तिष्क से चर्चा कर तब बात करना।

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चाय पर गुफ्तगू करने का।

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Letting her squeeze you out like she holds the grip onto the blanket.

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When Momo vendor says "Extra Chutney ke aur lagenge"

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