At the end of the date I went in for a hug,
But she stopped my way and gave me a
High five instead.

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Our conversation ended with "IDK"
She said what's IDK ?
When I said "I don't know"
She said then why are you using it.

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Told my date I was tired to make her leave.
Instead she leaned over, kissed me then said,
"That will boost you up."

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She went to the washroom, was gone for a really long time,
then texted me,
"You should just call an Ola."

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Me: Hie! Are you Rahul? (Gosh! He was hot!)

He signaled me to wait, took a tissue and spat his pan on it and said, "behan! Ka aap hi Subi hai?"

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My worst date yet,

Ironically my best date yet,

That endearing shy touch ,

Made our forehead sweat,

So many things to say,

But lips were tied,

Eyes were doing the talking,

With smiles wide.

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The other day, I and my girl friend went on a dinner date to a posh restaurant.
I asked her what she would like to eat.
She replied, "Anything to do with paneer".
I thought why not make it romantic and ordered for rose water (which is also paneer). And the rest is 'Mystry'.

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I took her to my favourite
bookstore on our first date.
Eyes gleaming, hopes soaring,
my heart fluttered,
and it all came crashing down
when she chose Fifty Shades
over Marquez.

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It was her first date on 14th feb with the guy she found on truly madly.
When she reached the place she found the guy to be a 50 year old man.

That man came to see that girl for his son, as his son wasn't allowed to use dating apps.

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