Ek kam kr tu hmara ghar chodh de..
Jaha jana hai ja

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Chutki baja raha hai,
kahan ka gunda hai tu haan?

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Ye aajkl tu har baat pe tam to bade heavy
heavy kya bolta rehta hai ..

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Aur kaisa chal raha hai tera parents ki
chugli waala karobar?

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“सहला रहा है पंखे को, रगड़ के साफ कर”

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*8 years old me, puts football
under my t-shirt*

Maa : Ae!! bahar nikal isko.
Gandi baat hai ye. 😐

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*Watching man vs wild*

हुंह, ये पागल है साला
हटा इसे।

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*Opens TV and a Naptol ad appears*

Mom : badal isse jaldi, itna excitement se
bolte hai ke mera BP high hojata hai

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Tere liye ₹60/Kg doodh le rhi hu.

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*मच्छरो से परेशान पापा*

Ek machchhar ko maar kar अधमरा chhod deta
hu, Wo baki ko bata dega bahut mara bhai

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